Hold the phone

I received a call yesterday from the student housing agent, and I was offered a place to stay from the waitlist. No more apartment hunting!

I also just closed down the local Elks Lodge, at a meager 11:00 pm.

I flew back from Florida yesterday. Mom and I almost missed our direct flight back to Indiana. I passed through customs swimmingly and was putting my belt, shoes, etc back on when I noticed my mom was not right behind me. I looked back and she was being detained by security. The STA agent came up to me and said, "Your mom failed the 'puff' test." I asked what the puff test tested for. He replied, "Explosives." I said, "Oh. I can't take her anywhere." He said she tested positive for nitroglycerine. ... Huh....

The end.